Playing Jack In The Box

Jacking Off
The Act Of Jacking Off While Think Of A Male Friend.

Kyle Was Playing Jack In The Box While Thinking Of Dave!

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Jack up our dicks

A bunch of people getting roudy or having a good time together

Lets jack up our dicks!!

Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

Black Jack Taco Surprise

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.

Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!

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Surprise pussy jack-attack

When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.

Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.

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jacking jill up the hill

mutual masturbation between a male and a female

"yeah me and tina was jacking jill up the hill last night, and she made it all the way to the top, and I came right right after her"

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tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

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