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John can replace a person, place or thing
“Hey pass me that John” “what John are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the John on the table”
the funny short filipino guy in the group who everyone loves
someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
someone who probably broke hearts a million times
:are you okay?
:no.
:why?
:john.
John is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, good-looking, and most of all the sweetest.
A guy who says he will treat you right but actually won’t because he’s too full of himself and he won’t treat ur friends right either so leave him now before it’s too late. Also his name starts with a j and is just such a bad sign already. He may be skinny and seem nice to you but he’s different to others and ur friends.
John may look cute and all but he’s just a big wimp
Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels
W- “Who’s that?”
L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update”
A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends
boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.