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New Trevian Academy for the Misfit and Inept

large public school in chicago suburb of winnetka. named after the city of trier in germany, also known as the hometown of karl marx, that great contributor to society.

to be granted admission one must demonstrate that they are socially misfit and academically inept as stated in the school's name. alumni stand in ardent opposition against this notion with claims of "I'm a chemistry superstar!"

another prerequisite for admission is ownership of a small, obnoxious dog with a pretentious name such as Manfred or Earnshaw.

although they have "90 state championships and counting" these really are not remarkable as they occur mostly in underwater basket weaving, marco polo, and quidditch.

Cool girl number 1: "Hey you go to new trevian academy for the misfit and inept?

Cool girl number 2: "Yeah wanna come over to my house after Quidditch practice? I caught the snitch for the first time today! You can help me clean up after my chihuahua Winston who pooped everywhere. Lolz"

by Winston poops December 17, 2010

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Daily News | March 25, 2022

Volcanic eruption kills 450 people.

Brownout happens for 5 hours.

DONATE HERE! ⬇

Daily News | March 25, 2022

News everyday at 9am

by DailyUrbanNews March 25, 2022

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Breaking News | March 24, 2022

Urban Dictionary users rise up to 780,000+

Breaking News | March 24, 2022

by DailyUrbanNews March 24, 2022

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New kpop group is BTS WAYV

New kpop group is BTS WAYV

New kpop group is BTS WAYV

by syafinaz? October 8, 2023

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spend ten racks on a new chain

In the song 'Gucci Gang' by Lil Pump a common misconception is that it is 'three racks on a new chain', but really it is 'ten racks on a new chain'. Sorry to break it to you.

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ouu

by MayMayz November 16, 2017

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The New Order: Last Days of Europe

The New Order: Last Days of Europe, shortened as TNO, is a Hearts of Iron IV mod, that is set in an alternate timeline where Nazi Germany utterly wins World War II, but quickly loses the peace. The New Order is a narrative-driven mod that focuses on the fallout of an Axis victory and its effects on the world, leading to a three-way Cold War in the 1960s. The mod is known for being incredibly ambitious and features many new mechanics and large amounts of events, paths and characters.

You're such The New Order: Last Days of Europe player.

by Dumugian October 13, 2021

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Cherry Hill, New Jersey

Cherry Hill, New Jersey is a town in Camden County. Note that yet the kids are 15 minutes away from Camden, they think they are from there. There are different groups of kids, the Japs who where $300 coats and only nike clothes, the middle class white kids who think that the Japs are snobby when they are halfway there despite that fact that every jew lives in Woodcrest or Short Hills. All the other kids are try to be blacks who are either wealthy black kids or somewhat poor kids who think they are in Camden. The others are white kids who say the N word to other white kids and listen to 3 year old rap songs. Then there are the causally kids and junkies. But don’t even get started with the parents. The starbucks loving assholes who always ask to speak with the manger and would pay to get their dog a massage. All and all it pays to spend unbelievable taxes and still have crappy schools where there are record breaking HIB reports. So if you wanna die snobby, broke and fake asf, come on down to Cherry Hill, you couldn’t live a better place.

Omg i hate Cherry Hill, New Jersey and the Japs and queers.

by Hello Mom February 20, 2018

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