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Grab that Jar because it's November 20th! National Cum Jar Day!
November 20th National Cum Jar day
A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.
"Uh oh, I think I might've caught Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo..."
maybe ill do it more later
man i just cummed so hard that i cried
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french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.
Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!
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use it only when you fucking lost it at everything
*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*
wipe it off him and say you're sorry
what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry
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somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary
chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick
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