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National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19
Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day
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On April 18th, push your friend (s) into their crush to embarrass them OR give them a better chance at getting with them. or just ruin their chances🤷 ♀️
my friend pushed me into my crush today. i hit him really hard and we fell over. he helped me up afterward. National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day!
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Joe: Hey Martha, it’s December 18, national kiss your best friend day
Martha: ok
Both: *little kiss*
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Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.
Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!
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On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please
On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!
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National pay your tall friend day is a national holiday where if u are the tallest of ur friend group, everyone has to give u $5 and if they refuse, then you are entitled to slap them. You're welcome. National pay your tall friend day is on July 27th.
Person A: Hey! It's national pay your tall friend day! $5 please!
Person B: No! I'm like 1/4858 of an inch taller then you!
Person C (Actually the tall one): WASSUP ITS PAY UR TALL FRIEND DAY
May 13 is National best friend day :That one person that backs you up in anything. and will show anyone not to mess with you because they are your
booty thang/but nugget!!!
May 13 National best friend day is a day to show how much your best friend means to you. Love your best friend while you have them!!!
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