If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.
That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!
The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.
Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?
Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
person 1: is that math guy?
person 2: yeah, that's chandice's future boyfriend
When it's a drug addicts birthday
Guys did you hear it's tadl's hi guy fly bi?
kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When your thigh is touching someone else's thigh
GOD DAMN IT RICHAD STOP BEING A GUY THIGH
a guy that is with/ is / sells/ was / will be /wants/shits cheese.
guy 1: Ay bato who is that
Guy 2: thats the cheese Guy
Cheese guy: Oooooooooh
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