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Just a little goofy goober who doesn’t even remember running for his presidency or even the fact he touches that little kid last week. Just like your average brain dead person sleepy joe can’t put a sentence together for his life or put one foot in front of the other without falling down a flight of stairs. Sleepy joe is also know for, not being able to ride a bike,Not knowing how a path works,Raising gas prices wildly high,Being are Us president,Being confused,Not getting that handshake
Sleepy joe fell down the stairs just like granny
A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
A false replica of the game "tunska toe" that is to be taught to those with a lower intellect than the higher-ups in the tunska cult.
John - Hey Francesco, can you teach me tunska toe?
Francesco - Fuck nah nigga but I can teach you junska joe
A replica of the game "tunska toe" taught to people with a lower intellect then those of the higher ups in the tunska cult.
John - Hey Francesco, can you teach me tunska toe?
Francesco - Fuck nah nigga I can teach you junska joe tho.
Me:You know joe
Kyle:The chode lover
Me:Yes Joe Mudd
Following a man around at a event till he has intercourse with you.
I did The Joe Biden to that dude last night.
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Jimmy: I heard you banged Susan last week
Steve: Totally, I went Joe Freestyle
Jimmy: Seriously? She has every STD known to man. Good luck with that