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A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.
Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.
That John Carlos helped me to become who I am today.
A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.
When you smoke way to much weed and whitey
"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night
To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation
Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.
John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.
You want to go somewhere but your schedule might not allow it.
It is also a reply to John NO.
Want to hear a joke?? John NO. JOHN YES
Do you want to come to the fiesta? A JOHN YES