Go back like car seats

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

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I like you for who you are

spoken by a male: i want to bump uglies and am hoping you're buying this line of sh*t.

spoken by a female: i don't want to date you but don't want you to go all stalker on me or worse: go fem and start crying.

johnny: wanna go out?
ronni: i don't know. i like you for who you are, and...
johnny: so then that's a no?
ronni: pretty much, yeah.

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Why Can’t Math Be Like Sex?

If teachers and textbook authors would creatively present the oft-sterile math curriculum in a form that would get students excited about the beauty of the subject, by not adulterating but contextualizing the content—by letting learners see both the mathematical forest and the trees.

Mathematics is too important to be left in the hands of mostly uncreative authors or publishers; as a result, teachers and parents would need to sexify the most boring subject in school—they need to ask, “why can’t math be like sex?” to lure unmotivated or mathophobic students.

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What does a pussy look like?

A question asked to nerds,noobs,stright edges,promise keepers ect. Not because they need to know the answer but to see if THEY know.

Hey man what does a pussy look like?
I...uaaa...
See I told you he didn't even know what a pussy looks like.
Next time say it looks like a piece of meat.

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roll over and take it like a man

1.) To get penetrated rectally.

2.) About the last thing you want to hear come out of your prison cellmate's mouth.

1.) Dolores was on the rag so I told her to roll over and take it like a man.

2.) Bubba: Schmidt! Roll over and take it like a man!

Schmidt: Yes, Bubba.

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Ur religion poop like a pigeon

The absolute worst type of insult, more than infinite times amounts worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian , ur granny tranny , ur sister a mister , ur grandpap a trap , ur brother a mother combined

Jake: ... ur brother a mother

You: ur religion poop like a pigeon

*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*

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I think i like you...

I like you a lot but im too scared to tell you... i hope you understand <33

my crush: gn Ily <3/p
me: gn ilyt!! <33

also me: I think i like you... but i cant tell you since we met a few weeks ago...

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