Cat

Meow

Cat: Meow

Cat

Asshole that hides in places even the universe would question.

Where's that fuckin cat?

Cat

A creature that sleeps in the weirdest ways possible, will ruin everything you own, and being you a dead mouse as an offering, yet we still love them anyway

Person 1: what animal is that
Person 2: oh that's just my cat

cat

A cat is neither a liquid nor a solid. it is a fluffy animal. can be big, can be smoll.

that cat is very fluffy

cats

they are nice but as soon as u wake up they will turd on ur face

cats

Cat

How the fuck don't you know what a god damn CAT IS you mongoloid. Why would you even look that up on the Urban dictionary? There are actually fucking dictionaries for real words you retard.

If you don't know what a cat is, you probably don't know what a sentence is either.

Cat

not a dog

you bitch as nigga did you get that cat last night