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After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
Joe mama joke with the ground beef joke
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a joke no legs? Ground Joe beef
-TayTay
When a mans penis is soft and the girl gives him a blowjob and goes all the way down. (Sticking his whole penis in her mouth.)
Dude, she joe burked me so good lastnight
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billie joe armstrong when he’s stuck in some green jello
friend: “oh hell nah” *picture of billie joe armstrong in some green jello with the caption “oh hell nah”*
me: “oh hell no they put binglejerry joe in the green jello!”
During the day of November 3rd, no matter who/what you are, you will have full permission to bop any Joe closest to you or near you.
(past tense) Yesterday, I bopped a JoeBingus.
(future tense) Tomorrow, I hope to bop a Joe.
The term "Bop a Joe" is used to bop any people/cats who have Joe in their name. Each and every Joe around the world are bopped over ten times a day on the exact date, November 3rd. However, if it isn't November 3rd, you CANNOT bop a joe, unfortunately.
(past tense) Yesterday, I bopped a Joe.
(future tense) Tomorrow, I hope to bop JoeBingus.
Other Examples: I want to bop a Joe.
November 3rd is officially "Bop the Nearest Joe Day," so when you see a Joe, just as JoeBingus or an ordinary Joe, you have the permission to bop them as many times as you wish.
(past tense) Yesterday, I bopped a joe.
(Future tense) Did you know that later in the future, on specifically November 3rd, I can officialy bop a Joe?