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Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.
Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!
Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!
Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!
Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!
Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!
Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!
When a girl is just looking for a cock to suck'n'fuck. No matter who it is just a penis endowed human, any guy will do.
Guy 1: that girl over there is has been flirting with 5 guys all night.
Guy 2: Yeah mate, she's clearly trawling for D.
When a man ejaculates, and he squeezes the tip of his penis in such a way as to make the semen spread out like a fan, or like the rays of the sun.
She wanted me to cum on her tits, so I gave her the d-ray to make sure I got maximum coverage
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1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.
2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!
football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
jake: yo bro i just football d her
micheal: bro let’s play
“BID D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES” is a verb used to describe when something or someone is doing something extraordinary.
“Damn look at Vividia’s damage on this boss, he’s such a BIG D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES”
This person can be very annoying and obsessive and a lil bitch and can be jealous .However don’t listen to anything he says that’s bad as he don’t mean it, and he’s always sorry. Forgive him as he cares and don’t want to on bad terms with you
The word “Harley D means he will stop being a dick and talk to you about other stuff, you need to forgive him first, he will focus on talking to you just because your amazing”