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To twist a trump supporters nipple so hard he screams in orgasm and squirts his genital fluid
I met this hot ass trump supporter and has to give her the Nipple Trump Twister
When Trump reaches down his diaper and then taps the back of the head of a nearby worker. (Everyone laughs nervously)
John is now a true Trumper. John got a Trump-Dot earlier today in the Bedminster offices.
A case of gelatinous defecation who denies that his shit does not stink.
Secret Service Agent 1: Has the septic tank overflowed again?
Secret Service 2: trump guilty
The traffic created when a motherfucker comes to town.
Damn! This Trump Traffic took me an hour to make a 20 minute drive.
Anyone whose mother seems like she may have smoked and or drank during pregnancy.
I think that guy may have the Trump Nicotine Syndrome (TNS).
the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
A blue-collar businessman who thinks he knows how to run the country.
“I thought I was buying a wall, but it turns out I just gave my money to some scam—might as well call me Donnabee Trump.”