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The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.
Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?
Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
person 1: is that math guy?
person 2: yeah, that's chandice's future boyfriend
When it's a drug addicts birthday
Guys did you hear it's tadl's hi guy fly bi?
kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When your thigh is touching someone else's thigh
GOD DAMN IT RICHAD STOP BEING A GUY THIGH
a guy that is with/ is / sells/ was / will be /wants/shits cheese.
guy 1: Ay bato who is that
Guy 2: thats the cheese Guy
Cheese guy: Oooooooooh
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black guy thats like really gay
that's a gay ass fucking black guy
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