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1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.
2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.
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pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT
2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.
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During the show 24 instead of taking a shot every time jack says dammit, everyone I know takes a sip of beer every time they say Jack or Bauer, and 2 drinks for every time they say Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer Power Hour
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When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.
"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"
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an empty old english malt liquor bottle with a glow stick inside.
the street was marvelously lit up with compton jack-o-lanterns as the little kids went trick or treating.
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A Halloween-time burger with lentils!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"
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a person who spends 20 to 21 hours a day learning pointless skills in any sport or activity.
-football
-poker
-teabaggin
-avin a ogwin
-turkish googelin'
fast hand jack-guys i can now do it 5 times faster (in any of the above)
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Undesirable person, characterized by Homosexual acts, Oral Sex (m/m)
Seth called me a Jizz-berry-jack-faggot, screw him.
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