Meat shower

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.

"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"

Sweet like meat

The mutual enjoyment of a common experience, likening said enjoyment to the taste of another man's member.

Boy 1: Hey, they're giving away trilbys at the mall
Boy 2: Sweet like meat!
Boy 1: Yes, and you'd know what that's like after last night, let's go, we can see Le Mis on the way home!!!!

Back alley meat

When you hitting it from behind after spitting and choking her all night

I was having sex with my girl tearing that back alley meat up while I had been choking her all day and spitting on her butt cheeks.

Meat Thief

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.

John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.

meat polaska

Pieces of my co worker Victor polaska cut up into small pieces on a cabob

Man I sure would love a meat polaska