Choke and Poke

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.

"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."

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Force choke

Force choking is to grab the back of a persons head and force it towards your penis (hints force choke) while saying "force choke". it is most fun when doing it to people you don't know or people that dont know what it means.

Jamie says an absolutly retarded remark. I grab the back of her head and pull it to my croch while saying "force choke".

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choke a bitch

to release stress; to yell obscene words out in panic or frustration; to masturbate

I have so much homework right now I just want to choke a bitch!

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choke police

Police officers that pull you over for drugs. The "choke" part comes from swallowing the drugs to hide from the cops.

The choke police caught me with the weed still in my mouth!

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Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

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hobo choke

The act of paying a hobo to let you choke them while having sex for less then 10$

Did you hear about Jenkens? He totally hobo choked that girl in the alley.

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Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.

Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.

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