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Asian Cough

It's when you find an Asian coughing.

American boy: "Oh my god, the Asian is coughing! That person must have the corona virus! RUNNNNNNN.

The Asian Coughing: Bitch what, my throat just hurts, idiot.

by Hi, idiot. June 7, 2020


Cold Coughs

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items

Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs October 26, 2019


coughed up a pearl

When heavy marijuana smokers cough upa THC resin ball. Similar to cigarette smokers coughing up tar.

Kyle, my weed dealer, coughed up a pearl last time we smoked.

by Scythee101 December 12, 2019


cough-laugh

The act of laughing that is preceded by a cough.

When I told my catfish joke to Crystal, it made her cough-laugh so hard, she nearly busted a nut.

by Chr1sDalt0n May 22, 2023


Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021


climate cough

A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.

I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!

I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.

My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.

by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023


Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019