Kerching-ing

Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".

Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.

"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"

"No wonder she isn't talking to you."

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Cone-ing

The fad that is said to have replaced "planking", invented by comedian Alki Stevens. To cone, one must go through a fast food drive through and order a soft-serve ice cream cone, where he/she then proceeds to grab the cone from the ice cream side first.

Cone-ing will surprise the fuck out of the people that work at McDonald's.

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Shrink-ing

When at work in the office place, and you do fuck all work during the day

Baz stop Shrink-ing and do some fucking work!

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Pony-ing

Getting extremely excited by something on the internet - usually a video on YouTube - that one bounces up and down on the chair causing it to collapse.

Alex is pony-ing on David's chair

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Dakota-ing

To Dakota a situation, to be redundant and several seconds late.

Dude, you are so Dakota-ing this joke and therefore making it no longer funny

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google-ing

searching, finding, or looking

whatcha google-ing in my bag!? fo' shizzle yew wanna steal sumthin. fook you!

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saliva-ing

the act of salivating profusely as the result of viewing a sexually arousing individual.

After watching some old Dean Kain 'Superman' shows on the tube yesterday, I had to mop the puddle of water because I was majorly saliva-ing.

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