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The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.
You really amber turd it bro
The act of defecating on your significant others bed
Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.
When someone is being annoying or a major pissoff
Omg Kyle stop fighting your brother, don’t be such a amber heard!
Alfie was cracking lame jokes infront of seniors today, he was being such a amber heard.
When anything fails miserably in a stinking way be it a car or a job or a marriage or travel plans or a President Biden tall story, policy or speech.
My jeep broke down this morning and did an Amber Heard. Then my wife called me to tell me our marriage did an Amber Heard. Then my boss told me that my job did an Amber Heard.
A steaming, stinking pile of 💩 disguised as a human. Will 💩 in the bed of anyone who upsets her.
Don’t upset me or I will Amber Turd in your bed
Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.
I woke up in jail with pinkeye because my wife gave me the Amber Turd
The bitch that tried to take $10M from Jonny Depp and thankfully lost.
Person 1: Bro did you hear what Amber Turd did today?
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...