Saved By The Bell

Classic late 80s, early 90s sitcom.

"Saved By The Bell" helped me through puberty.

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Bell Curve

2 Definitions.
1.)Meaning in the long run, good deads will prevail.
2.)Meaning that everything evens out over time.

We all get our chances, just wait for the bell curve.

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LIBERTY BELL

The act of wearing a t-shirt whilst wearing nothing below the waist, not to include footwear. (Applicable to males only.)

Why does that dude always go Liberty Bell in the locker room? That's gay.

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packard bell

They made computers`

"My first computer was a Packard Bell, it sucked."

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Cow Bell

One of the greatest instruments ever to grace Blue Oyster Cult
"More Cowbell" is a line from a April 8, 2000 Saturday Night Live comedy sketch about the recording of the song "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Öyster Cult. The sketch featured guest host Christopher Walken as music producer Bruce Dickinson and Will Ferrell as fictional cowbell player Gene Frenkle.

Christopher Walken -"I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL BABY"

"Guess what? I got a fever. And the only prescription...is more cow bell! I NEED MORE COW BELL BABY!"

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As The Bell Rings

the worst show on the planet. No original ideas, overused stereotypes like that "cute boy", and a very overused laugh track. Avoid it like the plague.

Girl: let's watch "As the Bell Rings".
Boy: I would feed myself to the sharks that watch that evil show. Disney has gone too far.

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church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

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