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When you clog the toilet with your shit but don't have a plunger so you use your arm to break the log up.
I took a shit at Joes house and it clogged the toilet, but he didn't have a plunger so I had to resort to barbarian fishing as to not make a scene.
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A metal fish decal that parodies the christian jesus fish that lots of people put on the back of their cars. It says 'DARWIN' inside the body of the fish and has feet, symbolizing the evolution of the species. Sometimes these fish have other things inside them, like the word 'Evolve'.
Because I believe in evolution and not creationism, I display a darwin fish on the back of my car.
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Niggafish is a rare species of fish found in the ocean. they thrive off stealing crackafish food by using violence. If you ever come across a nigga fish swim away quickly or lock your boat doors. Typically 12 inchers.
Person One: Did you see that nigga fish in the water?
Person Two: Yea I ran back to my boat and locked all the doors!
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a man's purple headed yogart slinger.....or dongus atracted to fishy vagina.
this little asian chick called me one hung low afta she saw my fish magnet. aka the sausasge septer of pleasure.
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A fish pic refers to the common phenomenon of men posting photos, primarily on dating apps, of themselves holding excessively large fish that they have caught. The PG equivalent of a dick pic, the fish pic is designed to highlight masculinity and compensate for lack of personality.
I'm totally left-swiping any guy on Tinder with a fish pic.
I'm so boring, good thing I have a fish pic so girls think I'm masculine!
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A term for a nasty, smelly pussy. The truth is that very few pussies smell or taste like fish despite the common parlance of the association.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
I know they're popular in SoCal, but I can't believe you ate that fish taco!
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A fish that only hustlers can possess. You may win a rare fish but never sell it, because true hustlers are manipulating the rare fish market.
I sold my rare fish for 200$, now its valued at 3000000000$. Never make my mistake.
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