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A person who inserts an appendage (phallus, finger, toe) into the anus of another person for sexual stimulation or out of spite.
“Hey Monica, can I put my finger in your asshole?”
“Sure Alex, jam it up there good and hard you dirty poo digger you!”
A chronic medical condition commonly associated with an angry swarm of bees nestled in your anal cavity. In the case of defecation, the poo bees will hover around your feces until properly disposed of.
"Well Jimmy, looks like you've got yourself a case of the poo bees."
"....I'm so sorry...."
The #1 MOST insulting insult. Has the potential to make your opponent commit suicide.
Bob: ur gay lol
Frank: well you’re a poo poo head
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taking a dump so hard and so fast it flies out of your butt and flips in the air. Can also be triggered in times of great fear.
oh god, the last scene from paranormal activity made me flip a poo.
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Usually found in college/university student accommodation.
Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...
Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.
"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"
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when a person walks into a public restroom looking for an empty stall; they peer through the crack of the stall looking for and empty toilet. The awkward embarrassing eye contact that the person inside and outside the stall make with each other is called peek-a-poo.
I was kind of embarrassed when I got peek-a-pood by a stranger in the public bathroom earlier today.
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When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds
I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
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