Jan 8

The day you have to ask your crush out and they have to say yes!

You: Will you go out with me?
person: n-
You: Its Jan 8
Person: ok

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December 8

national stick a raccoon up your friends ass

*friend* Hehehe you know what today is
*friend 2* Shit it's December 8th! *runs away*

8 billion

being “eight billion” means that you are looking at yourself in a perspective of you just being a consciousness. like i’m not saying my age is 8 billion or anything like that i’m just saying that it’s just my mind living and my body isn’t me neither are my organs, i am just eight billion (a living thing) showing how small you are but that you are just a consciousness.

i feel like when i die i’m gonna go into another life, because my body isn’t me it’s just my consciousness, which makes me 8 billion

8-play

Two times better than 4-play

Due to the food at said restaurant tonight's 8-play was pressurefull

Delta 8

A legal hemp derived compound that provides a slight mood uplift and slight high feeling. Contains less than .3% THC. Do not confuse with spice, which was dumb and dangerous. Delta 8 is safer and hemp derived. Commonly found in cartridges and disposables at smoke shops and gas stations.

Hey man, can I hit your vape?

It’s a Delta 8, man. Not nicotine.

perc3x10^8

faster than the speed of perc

"yo that homie over there fr popped a perc3x10^8?"
"he did and he didn't. In one universe he popped that shit and created infinite multiverses because of it. Dude became time bruh"

November 8

National piss on your school day

Its november 8. so piss on your school.

Matic: i need to piss
Leon: no worries ist november 8. so go piss on your school
Jakob: I need to piss too so lets go.

Leon: yeah thats the spirit