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A native son of a hick town down south.
"Stan, you're in Ala-fuckin'-bama. You killed a good ol' boy. There's no fuckin' way this thing ain't goin' to trial."
-Joe Pesci, My Cousin Vinny
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When you repeatedly and aggressively smack your weener on a females forehead until her eyes are sticky shut.
"Dude, last was crazy! I was hammered, was making out with my girlfriend, and gave her the good ole weenernator."
" Sweet dude, give me some knucks."
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Over-sized labia that "hang down" noticably. Can also mean that the vaginal cavity is of unacceptable diameter and/or depth.
1) Man that slag had a big ol' vag! Swallowed my arm up to the wrist! 2) Man I couldnt even touch the sides of that big ol' vag!
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sex move used by a male to pleasure two females at the same time. have the two females face away from you, one in the front and one in the back. place a strap on dildo backwards so that it is facing the girl behind you and also erect the penis towards the front girl. then rock from back to forward once every second.
when one finds themselves in the middle of a threesome and out of ideas, it would be wise to wip out The Ole Grandfather Cock.
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A jubilent phrase which gets shouted from a moving vehicle at pedestrians.
"HEY!" (pedestrian looks)
"BIG OL' NUTS!"
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Kind of like tig ol' bitties but instead meaning, "Huge ol' Booty", i.e. a curvaceous badonkadonk.
Damn, Tyrone, check out da buge ol' hooty on dat bitch!
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The act of recieving oral, pulling out and dick slapping someone at such a high velocity, that particles in the penis collide with those in the face of the person whomst is giving oral. creating a black hole which swallows the whole universe.
"I gave me bird the ol' particle accelerator yesterday"
"How was it?"
"Good"
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