burrito fest

A room or party full of dudes

Sarah: did you do to James party?
Scott: yea I left it was a burrito fest.

big burrito

Large dick

Damn he's got a big burrito.

Burrito Roll

A Burrito Roll is when someone asks you to click on a link they sent you to watch a video about burritos, but you just get rickrolled instead.

“I can’t believe I I got a Burrito Roll, I thought Enna sent me the Breakfast Burrito song, but really it was Never Gonna Give You Up.”

Steak burrito

When you become completely wrapped up under your covers all snug like a burrito, and you being the steak.

I'm sleepy, I'm going to go become a steak burrito.

Bro-Burrito

When a guy uses a blanket to become a burrito

Dakota - What are you doing tonight?

Ryley - Gonna become a Bro-Burrito

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."