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mow the dirt

Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).

DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"

Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."

DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"

by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man June 12, 2012


Dirt Army

The best army in all of the land

Person 1 - I'm part of the dirt army
Person 2 bows down

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019


dirt relief

Decrease in stress that coincides with completing the first load of laundry after letting dirty clothes pile up for too long.

Man, I was getting to the point where I was wearing my cleanest dirty shirt every day, until I finally got to the laundromat, and wouldn't you know it? but as soon as I got going, a wave of dirt relief set in.

by CountLebula May 10, 2010


dirt stank

When there a poop stain in ur pants or on ur toilet and it stank.

Who left a big dirt stank on the toilet.

by IzzzyJ July 18, 2023


Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 6, 2017


Dirt Deviling

Refers to eating uncontrollably.

"I really have to stop dirt deviling, or my cute designer jeans won't fit anymore."

by PerfectTouch November 24, 2007


Dirt Slut

Is the meaning of when a slut exhales and nothing but crap and lies comes out

"Hey, I hear you have a small penis"-katie
"Dang Katie why do you have to be a dirt slut?"

by John Hetlinger January 12, 2018