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National do whatever your older sibling wants day
"Hey lil sis give me your ice cream, it's August 30"
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August 30 is when the perfect human beings were born
When were you born?
I was born on August 30
You’re the epitome of perfection
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This is the day that you get lick your girlfriends face whenever you’d like. She cannot refuse.
Go up to your girlfriend of another person and lick their face on November 30
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Me and you have a sneaky link
Yo u know it’s October 30 you know what that means
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Friend: hey it October 30 we should get Olivia a lamb
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People born on May 30 are the sexiest people on fucking earth.
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them
But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected
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They also have the best sex
F: Have you seen Emily? She's fine asf
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex
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