August 18

When all the gay men born

“Hey kaidyn you’re gay right”
“Yes”
“He must be born on august 18”

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A number 18

A number 18 is the value meal that I forced every fast food chain to add to their menu and have not notified them of. A number 18 is a kid's meal bag filled with french fries.

Wendy's: Hello how may I help you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's: A number 8. What would you like to drink with that?
Me: No. A number 18.
Wendy's: Sir i'm sorry we don't have a number 18.
Me: Put your manager on.
Wendy's Manager: Hello? How may I assist you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's Manager to worker: Oh this guy again. Just ring up 9 large frys and dump them all in a kid's meal bag. Apparently it's his idea of a number 18.
Wendy's: Would you like anything to drink with that today sir?
Me: Ketchup.

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November 18

November 18th Is National NNN - No Nut November Achievement Meaning You Have Made It Almost Fully Passed NNN

Yoo bro is November 18
Ik have you gotten your achievement or did you fail?

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November 18

Listen up guys! Today is the day you appreciate all the dumb shit your shortest girl best friend does for you! Tell her how much you love her, give her hugs, maybe even give her your sweatshirt!

Oh today is November 18 I have to go appreciate Megan!

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October 18

National share who your crush is day.

On this day you and one other or multiple people have to tell each other who your guy's crush is if you don't already know.

It's October 18 you down to tell me who your crush is and I'll tell you mine?

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October 18

Tell your crush you like them and ask them out!♥️

Person 1: “omg it’s October 18! should i tell my crush I like her and ask her out?
Person 2: “yeah, totally! today’s the day!”

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May 18

The day that harry styles dropped the fucking watermelon sugar music video.

Oh my god its already may 18? We gotta celebrate the WSMV anniversary!

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