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When you bite off someones dick in the 69 sex Position.
Person 1: Dude how was your date with Alex?
Person 2: Bitch gave me the Bite of 69!
Person 1: Cockless little bastard
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When a dude and a bitch are having a 69 and the girl is smothering the dudes face with her pussy. Then finally he cant take it anymore and has to come up for air before placing his tongue back in her vagina and continuing to please.
Adam: Hey guys, Dana and I were having a 69 last night.
Bros: How was it?
Adam: Her sucking was on point but she was smothering my face with her pussy I couldnt breathe.
Bros: hahahahhahah wtf
Adam: Every minute I had to come up for air and take a deep breath before I put my tongue back on that clit
Bros: hahahhah Scuba 69ing that bitch!!!
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When two males are 69’ing and take the scrotom of each other and draw them out to make “bat wings” over each other’s eye’s.
“Hey man, I walked in on these two dudes doing the batwing 69 last night.”
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the sexual act in which both parties suck each others nipples while laying in a 69 position.
Majki wanted a 69 but since Dorelyn had her period they settled for a nipple 69.
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1. Noun: The act of two people performing oral sex to each other at the same time, in which the man is on top, performing cunnilingus, and lowers his penis down into the mouth of the woman.
2. Verb: To perform oral sex at the same time, but with the man on top and the woman on the bottom. Sometimes accompanied by a Blackjack.
1. Noun: Guy 1, "I gave Sally a Reverse 69 last night."
Guy 2, "Cool. Did you give her a blackjack as well?"
2. Verb: Girl, "Let's Reverse 69 tonight!"
Guy, "Okay, but let me drink some laxative first."
Girl, "Why?"
Guy, "No reason."
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Describes a situation where a heterosexual person can't truly determine the sexual orientation of a member of the same sex without engaging in an act that would question their own sexuality.
Also applies to any situation where a person who is, in fact, a heterosexual cannot proceed to do something that they want without strongly suggesting otherwise.
Ex. 1:
Guy 1: So what's the deal with Tom? Is he gay or what?
Guy 2: I don't know...Its hard to tell.
Guy 1: I guess one of us could go over there and try to make-out with him, but its a catch 69.
Ex. 2:
Guy 1: Hey, straight guys can wear skinny jeans, right?
Guy 2: Well sure straight guys can wear skinny jeans...its just that those guys tend to engage in sex with other men...
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The act in which four people form a square and perform oral on each other. Kind of like stacking lincoln logs but with humans.
Fred: Dude, how was that party last nite?
Jorge: IT was NUTS. Me, two chicks, and one of there boy friends 69 squared. It was crazy.
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