May 7th

National Wifey Day

The day you take your wife/gf/fiancé to get nails done, take her out on a nice date and give her gifts and flowers. Show some appreciation to your girl( who soon to be a mother to your child)

Eric: Let’s go grab a beer
Sam: Can’t. Gotta take my girl out today and show her some appreciation.
Eric: why?
Sam: because today is May 7th

May 7th

National trip 3 people day

May 7th is the day where you wake up and choose violence, trip 3 people to get it off your shoulders.

May 7th

May 7th is National "Fuck a Number" day, on this day you have to fuck a number

3: "Hey *Insert person here*, today is May 7th"
Person: "bend over"

May 7th

post naeee day .

just post me tomorrow for may 7th

May 7th

National ass picture day . Person your talking to must send you an ass picture

Me: it’s May 7th , National ass picture day

Woman : here’s a picture of my ass

May 7th

Girls named Ruby shld send nudes to their bfs

Ruby~“Oh it’s may 7th , better send my bf some hot pics

May 7th

Drink with J.T.

Its may 7th i must drink with that tall light skin one of one person.