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1. Noun: The act of two people performing oral sex to each other at the same time, in which the man is on top, performing cunnilingus, and lowers his penis down into the mouth of the woman.
2. Verb: To perform oral sex at the same time, but with the man on top and the woman on the bottom. Sometimes accompanied by a Blackjack.
1. Noun: Guy 1, "I gave Sally a Reverse 69 last night."
Guy 2, "Cool. Did you give her a blackjack as well?"
2. Verb: Girl, "Let's Reverse 69 tonight!"
Guy, "Okay, but let me drink some laxative first."
Girl, "Why?"
Guy, "No reason."
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Describes a situation where a heterosexual person can't truly determine the sexual orientation of a member of the same sex without engaging in an act that would question their own sexuality.
Also applies to any situation where a person who is, in fact, a heterosexual cannot proceed to do something that they want without strongly suggesting otherwise.
Ex. 1:
Guy 1: So what's the deal with Tom? Is he gay or what?
Guy 2: I don't know...Its hard to tell.
Guy 1: I guess one of us could go over there and try to make-out with him, but its a catch 69.
Ex. 2:
Guy 1: Hey, straight guys can wear skinny jeans, right?
Guy 2: Well sure straight guys can wear skinny jeans...its just that those guys tend to engage in sex with other men...
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The act in which four people form a square and perform oral on each other. Kind of like stacking lincoln logs but with humans.
Fred: Dude, how was that party last nite?
Jorge: IT was NUTS. Me, two chicks, and one of there boy friends 69 squared. It was crazy.
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When the male partner is able to lift the female partner's legs over his sholders and eat her out while she is hanging down his front giving him head.
Man,I was exausted after doing a standing 69 with my girlfriend.
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The sexual act of smashing buttholes and crashing balls. Usually happens in Afghanistan, between two deployed guys who don't know the difference between 69'ing and scissoring. Commonly accomplished with a running start, or a rope swing.
B-holes smashin', balls crashin'. The ole' Afghan 69.
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A sexual act in which the performer uses their fingers to probe the perineal or anal area of the recipient while both are engaged, although are not required to be, in the classic 69 position. Most commonly performed during times of high stress caused by midterm and/or finals season. Not to be confused with the TI-89 which is a non-sexual way of cheating on an algebra exam.
Eddie: Dude, this calculus exam was so hard that I even started to TI-69 Scarlett last night.
Rogan: I wonder what it feels like to be TI-69ed.
Eddie: She loved it, she even recited the 9x times table.
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when in the 69 position you seem to lose some consciousness and focus only on the pleasure you are recieving while your partner recieves the dead mouth or dead tongue syndrome, depending on the circumstance.
"me and this guy were doing 69 when i lost focus and starting concetrating on the pleasure i was recieving, when i came to was giving a sloppy half ass hand job, i was totally in a 69 coma"
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