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The act of a man jamming his erect penis into the side or front of ones face so hard that it causes the shaft of his penis to bend in half.
That kid is such a bitch, I had to give him The Broken Arrow.
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When thy idiot brakes they're phone and for then on out can only talk through kik, snapchat or some other stupid app
Tom:Dude I have a broken phone
Chad: We'll have to talk on some dumb app
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A first-class, lifelong loser, especially a loser toward which one might feel some sympathy, but to whom failure clings inescapably and is best avoided, lest they drag you down with them.
Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
B: Who was that guy you were talking to?
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
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arguably the most popular song written and sang by a growingly popular punk rock band, green day, est. 1988. See green ay or greenday.
I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams...
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The result of going up a mountain with Jake Gyllenhal and Heath Ledger.
"I wish I knew how to quit you." :(
Dude that cowboy, wearing the nut-huggers, is totally down for the broken back. Moo moo buckaroo.
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A song by American punk band, Green Day.
It is seen on track no.4 of American Idiot album.
Only a posuer would answer 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' to the question; 'What is your favourite Green Day song?'
Although it is criticised that Boulevard of Broken Dreams is a 'posuer song',as I mentioned above, its music video has won a number of awards such as; MTV Video Music Awards, Video od the year, Best Rock Video and many more. And the song itself was named Record of the Year at the Grammy Awards 2006.
me: 'hey, what's your favourite song by Green Day?'
posuer: 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams and...American Idiot!'
me: 'That's it? Don't you know other songs by them? there's tons of others! Like Redundant, Longview, When I come around, Walking Contradiction....(goes on forever)'
posuer: 'WTF are all those songs? who sings them?'
me: 'omg. just F.O.D. bet you don't know what that means'
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While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.
What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.
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