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A frame of a porn clip which is frozen on the screen because of the clip buffering, and which you would probably not be proud of yourself for nutting at.
Severity varies from "girl-still-clothed" to "dude's-bare-ass".
Me: Dude, I had a frame de la lame today.
Friend: How bad was it?
Me: It was the dude's orgasm face. I want to kill myself.
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A Nigga who brags about how cool he used to be, a nigga who rather have bitches instead of money
Me: You Trynna Hit This Lick Real Quick
This Nigga: Nah Man, You See Dem Hoes Right There My Nigga
Me: Man, You A Lame Ass Goofy Bitch Boy
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An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."
You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.
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A comeback used when people that think of themselves as popular or cool make a lame one-liner and think it's the funniest thing since "I'm on a boat," when in reality you aren't affected at all.
Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.
New Girl: Who are they?
Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!
Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?
Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!
(high-five)
New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!
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bruh this lame ass pussy ass nigga named kaiden cant throw hands for nun
"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason
In the opening days of February 2010, a person or persons unknown started a stupid new trend on facebook and myspace that swept through like an avalanche. Countless people posted the following status: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this in your status and the first entry for your name under comments."
This resulted in a huge influx of traffic on UD, which bogged down the site and crashed it a few times, because everyone thought it was so cool to post a glowing definition of their first name, which was submitted by some asswipe years ago. Of course, none of these lame first name definitions should have been approved in the first place, as per the UD guidelines which so many people ignore.
And yet, the worst was not over. After this, countless people began submitting first name definitions, which fell into two categories: glowing definitions of oneself or a friend, or slanderous definitions of an enemy. It was up to the editors to ensure the future of UD....
Oh man, I remember staying up all night during the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010, rejecting as many lame-ass self-serving first name definitions as I could. It seemed like they would never end. I only wish we could remove all the ones from years ago, but most have too many votes and are thus "too popular" to be nominated for removal.
Dumbass: OMG!!! This is soooo awesome! UD says I'm a wonderful, sexy, intelligent person! That's great, but I think I'll submit and even better and more specific one! And then a mean one about the girl that pushed me at recess today!
UD Editor: I'll reject them all. Please stop contributing to the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010.
Dumbass: Noooo!!! I'm shallow and weak and I need this self-esteem boost!
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