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'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'
Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?
Take a piss.
Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.
Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.
Man 1: Where's Donny?
Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.
To test a woman you just met for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide a freshly cut lemon wedge across her coochie. If she screams, she has some funk.
She kicked me out of bed when I slipped her the lemon test.
A high quality brand of athletics wear at a high price.
Often worn by old women, or trendy younger kids. Lots of the clothing involves spandex, and it sells those popular hoodies, that zip up all the way up the neck.
"woah did you see that girl running past us?"
"yeah she was wearing lulu lemon"
When someone gets a lame ass asian tattoo with out any knowledge as to what it actually means.
Person 1: Nice tat!
Person 2: Thanks, it means power!
Person 1: No it doesn't, it's the symbol for lemon chicken on that chinese take out menu.
Dude, it was so gross when I went down on Maria Guerrero she had such bad lemon pussy.
The process of checking to see if the girl you are about to get it on with has any STDs (open sores). While making out, secretly apply some lemon juice to your fingers (you don't actually use a lemon wedge morons) and then rub/insert said fingers into her "warm and fuzzy area". If she begins to scream, cringe, or show pain in any way chances are she has open sores and most likely an STD.
When Jojo was making out with Becky he secretly dabbed his fingers in some lemon juice and gave her the lemon test. When she started to complain about it burning he knew she had the funk!