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The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.
"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
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The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.
All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.
Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.
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1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.
Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.
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The Monday after any given Super Bowl, when all you do is get over your hang-over, and talk about the game.
Person 1: Oh.Em.Gee!!!! Did you see that one play yesterday?!?!?!? The one between the FedEx and UPS commericials? OH EM GEEEEEEE!!! It was RAD!!!!
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
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On a monday ask a female to pop a tit on ft or messages
“Let’s see a tit today for pop a tit Monday “
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the act of shitting on a womans chest, then proceeding to get off on it. then punching her so hard in the face that her nsoe bleeds. Resembles a hot fudge SUNDAY but normally done on mondays
That girl last night was a freak. she wanted a hot fudge monday so bads she could taste it
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A bad Monday in which you arrive at the bar immediately after work to get blackout drunk.
Amie: Mandie, it's Monday. It's Monday and we are wasted.
Mandie: Welcome to my life.
Amie: this is a shit show. A Shit Show Monday.
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