the president that everyone hates but is probably going to win the 2020 election
Trump (noun) - a person who consistently fails despite lying, cheating, or stealing to win.
Trump (verb) - to lie, cheat, and steal but still fail (likely due to hubris).
He tried to score with her by pretending to find her lost dog, but she found out he stole it in the first place. What a trump!
Even after hoodwinking half the nation, he totally trumped and lost the election.
"When you go to prison, a big Mandingo buck in gonna make you his bitch and trump you every day"
An enormous pile of mammalian feces.
John: Watch out for the S.T.P. there.
Frank: S.T.P., what?
John: There's an enormous fresh Steaming Trump Pile, step carefully. It's a Trump dump.
Trump A 243lb warm wobble of flesh standing at 6’ 3”. The Trump organism is a deuterostome capable of releasing vast quantities of noxious gas from both orifices.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
Her face, contorted due to the foul stench emanating from the Trump that had just been emitted
trump: "oh there's a virus? inject people with bleach!"
anyone with a functioning brain: "wtf?"