Street Slow

some one who lacks common sense or street smarts

1."chicken of the sea, does that mean its fish or chicken??"

"dang that chick is street slow!"

2. "i'm not stupid, im just street slow"

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slow minute

A retarded minute, a bad time in ones life

Damn that was a slow minute back then.

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Slow blink

When someone has just said something so ridiculous, so moronic, so foolish, and you can't even fathom what part of their brain spewed out that nonsensical bullshit.

*insert slow blink* "Who even are you?.. I cannot believe you just said that"

*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"

*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "

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slow death

slow death can be used to as a reference to coffee.

She took a sip of slow death deathly through her lips.

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slow jerk

A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.

Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"

Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"

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Big Slow

The Big Show's nick name made by the Rock. meant as an insult.

And the biggest goof of them all, the Big Slow sits there scaring all the Rock's fans.

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Slow Cosby

A relationship in which one party agrees to sex in order to stay with the other person, but without actual desire or pleasure derived. Usually out of desire to be in a relationship, and fear of being alone, as opposed to any desire to stay with that specific person.

In my country, we call a slow cosby, "love."

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