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When a quarterback throws a devastating interception in the end zone. Named after Russell Wilson’s turnovers in the red zone, most notably Russell Wilson’s interception in Super Bowl 49.
Jimmy G with the Russell Wilson special!
A very tiny dick having individual who likes to suck the old crusty cum out of the one the only lunch lady last bitch Julie Thompson and the old crack dealer nut out of Marie Reddies of South Haven.
There is a pile of Steven Enochs wilson coming out of the dog.
The act of picking a person up from behind by placing your hand between thei legs and lifting till they squirm free.
Mike had Craig in a johnny wilson hold and there was no escape.
Wilsons is a pretty shit school all in all. If you go wilsons yes you will be almost guarenteed great GCSE grades, however you will also be guarenteed no social life or atleast no social skills. To identify a ‘wilsonian’ simply introduce them to a female and see them tremble and fidget, ultimately collapsing into a ball on the ground, saliva dribbling off their bottom lip.
Wilsons grammar school:
Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?
Functioning human 2: shit
Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?
Functioning human 2: Wilsons!
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A very tall tale, sometimes (but not always) based on a tiny shred of truthful information, which is spread like wildfire and continuously embellished along the way, throughout the Wilson School District in West Lawn, PA. Wilson Suburban Legends (WSLs) are the apex predators of local fake news.
"Did you sign the petition to stop the from starting school 2 weeks earlier on Change.org?"
"Of course not! I know a Wilson Suburban Legend when I see it!" fake news
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A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
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Disease obtained from eating peanuts that cause an exposed person to become addicted to meth and loss off moral compass. Also known as floresville fever.
He quit his job because he came down with Wilson County willies