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A phrase you use to call something that you just thought about a moment ago but instantly forgot.
Literally 5 minutes ago I knew what I wanted at the grocery store, what a Worm's Tweet!
When you’ve got to Amsterdam for a long weekend involving a lot of booze and Marching powder, and return to your UK workplace and cease to function like a normal human being. Zero human emotions are possible except a gormless, lifeless expression
Any timeframe on when you’ll cease to be a gormless worm ?
When a song gets stuck in your head
That song is a sausage worm it always gets stuck in my ear hole
Penis and blue balls
I seen some whore and gave whore some worms and sperms
When a man climaxes on himself, and one long string like cum chunk lands on his or near his nut sack and flows down, later creating a weird scent if not cleaned.
Last night, I gave myself a milk worm, and had to take a shower because it stank too much.
1. Someone with both a tendency to be late and yet somehow either inconsequentially or fortuitously so.
They may tend to either get away with it or even dodge the bullet.
They tend to simultaneously be a late worm. The early bird gets the worm. The late worm misses the bird but not the mud, there is always mud. Thus, it is not only better to be early but also to be late.
A slow worm is always late and thus bird proof. A survivor, escaping fate on account of being slow, retarded, delayed, behind, late, etc.
2. Something that is not a worm nor a snake but a fake snake.
It is in fact a lizard that has had its legs ripped off to pass as a snake to hawk on the highly lucrative snake market. Snake is used abroad as a delicacy to make either snake cake which is believed to bestow immense sexual prowess or snake bake which exorcizes unholy spirits inhabiting the left ear canal.
Lizard is only used in traditional medicine to make lizard custard, a purgative of such incredible and excruciating potency that it is rarely desirable out side of a few niche markets such as the Japanese tub porn industry. Supply far exceeds demand and it is of little value.
Sometimes referred to as a trans-snake. Not to be confused with Phalloplasty.
Steve: Holy shit! Did you see the news?
Dave: No, what's up.
Steve: Jack's plane crashed, no one survived.
Dave: Did he die?
Steve: No, he was late, he missed his flight.
Dave: He was always a slow worm.
Steve: Did you see Jack's latest Donkey Porn?
Dave: Yes, it was gross. Looked like a chocolate geyser.
Steve: Looked like a whale blowing sewage out of its blowhole.
Dave: She should submit it to the Guinness Book of Records.
Steve: They probably won't accept it, they'll say they can't rule out doping.
Dave: What do you mean?
Steve: She probably downed a pint of slow worm before the shoot.
Dave: More like chute.
The dance a person does while being shocked by a taser, since the person is writhing on the ground with electricity coursing through their body.
When the cops hit him with a taser, he hit the ground and started doing the Burnt Worm.