shit with hair on

What your mom offers you for dinner, if your family is absolutely poverty striken.

'Mum, what's for dinner?'
'Shit with hair on'

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hair's breadth

By a tiny margin. Literally, the breadth (width) of a hair.

Often written as hare's breath, which really makes no sense. Does anyone have any idea what the breath of a bunny is like? Is it a soft puff, a short inhalation?

"She beat her closest opponent over the finish line by a hair's breadth."

"He was a hair's breadth away from graduating when disaster struck."

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Granny Hair

That one elusive dark hair on a girl's chin that immediately makes her look like a TROLL.

'Oh my god I found a granny hair this morning, I nearly died from horror.'

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lucky hair

The lucky hair is a hair you have plucked from your beard that is darker and more course than any other beard hair. Ideally the lucky hair will be framed and protected with tape to prolong its luckiness and provide a soft, smooth ribbed effect when stroking for improved luck in life.

"Before I go home tonight I must give the lucky hair a stroke, in hope that I will get 'lucky' tonight".

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Nut hair

The pubic hair around a guy's penis.

Sheila tried to give her boyfriend a blow job, but kept getting nut hair in her mouth.

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scene hair

at the moment its;
girls - a straight fringe just above the eyes and really long hair extentions, dyed either black or white blonde.
guys - straight fringe either just above the eyes or covering them, and cut straight with layers just below the jaw line.

just go and have a look at the scene hair on myspace.

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myspace hair

Myspace hair is characterized by messy, ratty-looking hair, mainly due to randomly placed hair extensions, teasing, and loads of hairspray.

It's gained popularity among the scenester crowd (more commonly known as myspace whores), and now-a-days, you'd be hard pressed not to find a default pic on myspace showcasing a perfect example of this style.

PersonA: Did you see Misty's new myspace default? Her hair looks like a total rat's nest.

PersonB: Duh. It's suppsosed to look like that. It's myspace hair.

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