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When you flip your hand upside down while masturbating.
Shotty didn't have a pinky, so she had to flip the shaft.
When her shit gets on your shaft
“Im into shitty shafting”
“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”
Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them
Well what’s a shaft wizard?
A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.
Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!
Your a shaft wizard Mary!
What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you
When you rub your fingers up and down your ass crack and sniff them.
Just when my girl got done eating my ass she pulled a Snifty Shafts on me and that caught me offguard.
Being on the giving end of sex in a swivel chair. You know the ones. Those office chairs that you can adjust the height of with the little lever.
I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.
When golfing, and you have a one inch putt and whiff when tapping it in on accident. Then you finish it the second time and make it. And results in counting an extra stroke for the whiff
You hit a good putt to one inch. It is technically a gimme but according to A.T. you have to practice like you play so you will get counted an extra stroke when you are practicing with some friends.
Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks
Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.
Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?