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When you flip your hand upside down while masturbating.
Shotty didn't have a pinky, so she had to flip the shaft.
When golfing, and you have a one inch putt and whiff when tapping it in on accident. Then you finish it the second time and make it. And results in counting an extra stroke for the whiff
You hit a good putt to one inch. It is technically a gimme but according to A.T. you have to practice like you play so you will get counted an extra stroke when you are practicing with some friends.
Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks
Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.
Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?
Being on the giving end of sex in a swivel chair. You know the ones. Those office chairs that you can adjust the height of with the little lever.
I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.
When her shit gets on your shaft
“Im into shitty shafting”
“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”
Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them
Well what’s a shaft wizard?
A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.
Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!
Your a shaft wizard Mary!
USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).
DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.
HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.
When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"