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You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.
Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
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1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.
-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"
"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."
2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"
"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"
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When a person complains so much about an individual bitching, they themselves are doing the same action as that individual.
"God damn, this dude won't stop bitching. Does he every stop bitching? I have to hear him bitch everyday. He is always bitching!"
"Hey man, you sound like you're bitching about someone bitching."
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Something you say when you see something really cool, or a hot girl walks by. You can say it even if you never talked about the subject before.
Two dudes sitting around.
15 minutes of silence
Dude #1: "Look at that chick!"
Dude #2: "That's what I'm talkin about!"
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When someone is saying something that is either annoying, complicated, not believable or you simply don't know what else to say, you just ask them what they're yapping about.
Person K: bro i just clap some account 200dl rn stfu nahh bro
Person B: what are you yapping about
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For a man to have sex with lots of women
1. It's allways nice to go on holiday and chuck some dick about.
2. He's always chucking some dick about on the weekend
People who wait for someone to announce a tragety or an act of courage or heroism and proceed to state that the announcement has no meaning because the troops have experienced more heroism, tragedy, courage, ect. They then make a statement about the country not having any "true" values.
After a famous celebrity dies Rebecca posted a status about troops dieing every day and stated that everyone needs to talk about that even though she never talks about the troops regularly. She is such a "What About the Troops" Person.