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-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.
She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.
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A slang term for Sicilians, based on their proximity to Africa and alleged swimming ability. It is not well known if this term is considered derogatory.
"My grandmother was from Naples, but my grandfather was a fast african swimmer."
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look at all those homies playing african jungle toss.
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When a man lights a women on fire and proceeds to have sexual relations with her. This is considered in the genre of smut pornography. The proper method for performing this sexual act is to tie the said fire victim down, but one can be adventurous and leave them untied. This, of course, would lead to a dramatic chase prior to the actual sex usually leading to the person who is on fire dying before the penetration starts.
Kyle was considered the best at performing the African Sun Dance
Brendan's favorite thing to do with a hooker is the African Sun Dance
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a term used for african americans but meaning no racial preference
these persons just seem to be extreamly offended anyways
shut up you african safari
get away from me you african safari
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I broke that bolt so I used zip ties to african american engineered it.
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the act of eating asparagus and urinating in your partner's mouth, then your partner gargles your urine like a bubbling bong
-Dude, i totally gave you mom an african bong water last night
-Boners man!
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