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When, before docking, one of the men surreptitiously spreads hot sauce on his foreskin. When docked, the other man experiences a burning surprise.
Oh man, I was really looking forward to docking with George last night, but we had an Alabama boatfire.
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At this University, instead of a student ID, they issue each student a mirror that fits in your wallet and a $1 bill.
No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.
"Hey bro, you got some white on your nose..."
" its cool, its part of the dress code at the bar"
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While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.
I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
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The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.
Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late
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When a male is fucking a female in the ass and pulls out and kicks the females heels from underneath while wearing steel-toe boots. Then, while she is writhing in pain on the ground, he proceeds to ejaculate all over her face.
Jim: Yo did you hear what John did to Kelly last night?
Peter: No what?
Jim: He gave her the old alabama heelsplitter
Peter: Damn what a slut
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Oh, bee's balls! I accidentally dropped an Alabama Steamer on my girlfriend's lap!"...."She'll get over it, just make her a new one and make sure it gets to her mouth this time."
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When you're having sex with someone and you tell them you have AIDS. After you deliver that statement, see how long it takes for them to jump off of you.
Lisa was riding me when I told her I have AIDS and it took her five seconds to get off me. That was my Alabama Rodeo Record!
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