These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:
1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.
when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.
Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.
The investment that keeps on appreciating. Unlike other investments, it would always give profit. Perfect balance between scenic nature and modern amenities.
Cryptoban! Oh no! I should have invested in Aliens HUB.
He is worst csgo player, and should be put in prison cause he makes people wanna die when they see his gameplay, The holy alien is also a gay person and that means that he likes men.
Stop being the holy alien!
(which means stop being bad at everything)
When aliens are coming: ๐
After the alien attack ๐ธ: โฐ๏ธ
guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?
guy 2: aliens doesnt exist
guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...
explosion ๐๐๐๐๐
A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)
Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA