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(Noun) Another term made up by some douchebag who finds it necessary to bash America. Apparently all other countries are infallible, and Americans are always wrong... This term (and its creator) apparently assumes the educated majority is right . Clearly an example of bullshit
Person 1: "The Bush Administration had nothing to do with plotting 9/11."
Person 2: "Idiot - you have an America Complex! CLEARLY Bush and Osama Bin Laden are good friends (they grew up together, duh!) and from a young age they wanted to kill innocent Americans together."
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Person 1: Have you ever seen Mochi America?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked my wife and killed my kids
Mr. America is a leader, usually one who is really nice, cool, and generally good at everything. Mr America is a term only for the top of the top and the strong witted.
Mr. America is an all-around leader type.
Person 1: Wow that person is really good at the trombone and is extremely cool!
Person 2: yeah! That's Mr America!
A sexual act that requires great finesse and patriotism. It is between a man and a woman, starting with foreplay, representing the founding of Jamestown. This will lead to the arrival of Pilgrims who celebrate the first Thanksgiving, symbolized through the man feasting on the woman's vagina. The man will then "cross the Delaware" by switching from her vagina to her anus, representing the War for Independence. Next is the signing of the Declaration of Independence, signed by John Handcock and fifty-five others. The woman will give the man a hand job, or a blowjob depending on preference. Next the settlement of the West, bringing cowboys and gold mining to America. This is symbolized through the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position. After this would be the Civil War, in which the couple will engage in doggy style, vaginal for the North and anal for the South. Next is the the Prohibition Act, which is represented by the couple drinking a variety of alcohol, potentially from the oral, naval, or anal cavities. Following would be the baby boom, post-WWII, represented by the most popular sex position, missionary. This leads to America putting the first man on the moon in 1969, which will require the couple to engage in the sixty-nine position. This will end with the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, leaving America as the only superpower in the world, symbolized by the man ejaculating onto the woman's face - a sign of dominance.
America's History - Patriotism even in the bedroom.
The extra money, time, or quality of life lost as a result of doing business with or interacting with Americans.
The cashier short changed me and then got all confused when I protested; I never got my change back. I guess that's America Tax .
big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s
The Roid Monkey could be Captain America