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Owl

The owl in nature is a bird that eats its prey, and vomits out what it can't digest. So then it seemingly wouldn't need to poop, but yet it still does. Calling someone else an "Owl" in context is a nicer way of explaining that the person is unnecessarily rude, aggressive, arrogant; or in other words an unnecessary asshole. It's the kind of person who is hateful not because it's been a bad day, they got barked at in the office, they stepped in cat feces, nothing is wrong. They are just rude for no apparent reason or offense. Some people are owls periodically, whilst a rare type is usually an owl, and this is the kind of person most people always avoid. The owl may be generally unfriendly, or inflict sporadic outbursts upon others.

Mike: Hey I heard you got transferred to another department, what happened?

Sarah: It's just my supervisor James, he's really good at troubleshooting but he's such an owl sometimes that I had to leave.

Mike: makes sense, after awhile the stress can't be worth it.

by D_G_Kenn March 27, 2024


Owl

Owling a girl is snapping her neck so she faces the other like an owl in order to not see her face while fucking.

He got big honkers so I'd owl her.

by among us imposter March 20, 2021


Owl

Used informally in New Zealand slang terminology as a proper noun. It is usually said directly to the recipient in substitute of their name. Made popular amongst Māori teenagers, it is now commonly used by various cultures in New Zealand.

1. Owl, get over here and help us!

2. You don't even know what your doing owl!

3. I bet there's heaps of stuff for us to do in there owl. But how do we get in?

by GreekMaoriMafia January 25, 2021


Owls

Owls aren't animals. They come from Uhuisland and are considered uhus, rather than animals.

'Dude... have you seen my owl? It's an animal.' 'No it ain't, take your medication grandma. Owls are Uhus.'

by kittylover928 September 13, 2022


owl

its an abbreviation for overwatch league

guy: have you seen the owl game yesterday?t
girl : yesn't i haven'T
guy: REOGA WAGA TICKI WOKO REEEE
girl: (Dies)

by mr.dank memeston June 2, 2018


OWL

Abbrev. Old White Lady

"I told her we're just OWLs at this party."

by Bunker May 19, 2023


Owls

Ukraine's defense intelligence service features an owl in its insignia.

In it, the owl hovers above a global map, stabbing a sword down from the sky into Russia. The service recently promised that its owls would track down Russian marines that Ukraine says attacked civilians.

Owls tracked down hundreds of enemy vehicles

by zelenooka_ukrainka May 2, 2022