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The act of sealing your lips around someone else's anus and sucking out gasses and debris without the anus inhalee trying push out the poo. Sometimes involves semen, in which case it is referred to as a wet vac.
"Oh my, Floyd just inhaled from the anus of Jay without even coughing, he's a damn good experienced anus inhaler. We shall see how Jay does tomorrow, he is much more experienced, probably has fully coated his lungs in poo by now, I bet he doesn't even taste the farts anymore, he's goin straight for the corn layer next."
When you shit your pants and sit on it.
Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.
The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)
Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!
That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.
A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.
This can be caused by:
1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.
2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.
Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano
Holy shit dude your dog has wicked volcanus anus!
When your Angus Cheeseburger tastes like an asshole.
Mommy, heat me up an Anus Cheeseburger.