When you shit your pants and sit on it.
Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.
The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)
Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!
That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.
A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.
This can be caused by:
1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.
2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.
Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano
Holy shit dude your dog has wicked volcanus anus!
When your Angus Cheeseburger tastes like an asshole.
Mommy, heat me up an Anus Cheeseburger.
Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.
I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.